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Not much to dispose other than my new lovely list making site, given to me via Amy (Fragmentarie’ s Blog).  www.Listography.com/roslanche  List making has always been a passion, I have five apps on my Iphone just for making different types of lists.   They are just so functional, efficent, and an easy time killer.  I love this because it keeps in one place, and you can just send the link to friends and family if need be.  FABULOUS! 

By the way, I am still waiting upon a rebuttal on my last post from the elusive ThisIsRobV.  I have yet to recieve however, intimidated? ;)

My apologies for not writing sooner. It has been a whole three days. My weekend consisted of completing my economics class, in which I miraculously pulled off a B, and familia. Why must weekends be so short? Two days I not nearly enough. Awaking to the dreadful gloom of a Monday, my mind lingers over the date. Do we have a holiday today? I scramble to my phone and planner, knowing I have highlighted every such occasion only to find that my beloved holiday is May 27th. Why can’t it be May? Ugh.

According to my overly energized co-worker, my blog was lacking a “fun” post, therefore, I have decided to write the following to cheer up my gloomy monday:

10 Reasons Why I am Better than Robert aka ThisIsRobV (general skills-wise)

 

 

1. I know that when the check engine light comes on, that it is indeed a check engine light, rather than a faucet telling you your car needs water.

2. Although he may be holding the highest score (thus far), I am the one who discovered, conquered new heights (breaking the elusive 20K mark), and introduced DoodleJump.

3. Burping volume, and grandeur.

4. Alcohol tolerance, for those of you who have drank with us you know this to be true.

5. Singing, he may fight against this, but my car singing skills are far superior with faking microphone singing, complete uninhibited dancing, and volume. When he mutes the song on me, my pure melodic tune can be heard harmoniously with the AC.

6. Did I mention dancing? My moves far exceed the pointed index finger dance, and moving my hand to each syllable of the rhyme movement. My dancing expertise covers, thug, gangsta (for there is a difference), pop, rock, classical, and even alternative.

7. Creativity, color-wise, I am far more colorful. I am a risk taker, color trendsetter, and extraordinaire. You may say those colors do not go together, but I say, “NAY! They do!”, as I pull them off together gracefully. Whether it be in clothing, or décor I am superior.

8. Though many of my cooking escapades may end up with a room full of smoke, my knowledge of different foods is far superior. I have mastered such foods as risotto, and shrimp scampi; given the opportunity I will rise above.

9. Punctuality, if it weren’t for Robert’s lollygaging we would be more prompts to events. Ugh.

10. Nerdiness. I wrote this blog, point proven.

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