Top five things I wish I would of known before adopting a puppy:

5. Supplying stuffed animals roughly the same size as your puppy will ensue humping.

4. Vet bills. Is that a BMW, Mr. Vetrinarian?

3. Puppy ADHD. He wants outside, inside, on the couch, off the couch, in your lap, in your face, up and down then around all within the last final clincher of your favorite show. Not engaging him may result in more pooping/peeing although you took him out just 15 minutes ago. It seems any drop of liquid can induce piddle, even his own slobber.

2. Dog farts. You would swear on your life he pooped himself; a smell that comes out of a puppy so small it could be considered a phemenon.

1. How quickly you fall in love..